Monday, August 25, 2008

Keeping up with the McCarringtons

Blake McCarrington divorced his first wife, Alexis McColby, who had been a swimsuit model, but got into a car accident while waiting on Blake to return from being a POW back in Vietnam, because she had surgery that shrank her more than 5 inches and the pain made her gain weight.




He married Krystle McJennings, a beer heiress 17 years his junior,
with a $100,000,000 fortune.


Now, he’s nearing 72 years old, which would make him the oldest candidate for that office in history, and he’s running for office against a black man.


When Blake ran for office eight years ago,

Dex McDexter disgustingly stooped so low as to push-poll that Blake had fathered an illegitimate black child (!) (Amanda McBedford, who was, in reality, adopted from Bangladesh).


But, now Blake’s so desperate to win
that he’s hired Dex to run his campaign!!

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