I'll see your negro, and raise you a vagina!

On Blake's 72nd birthday, in a crass, brazen move that even Steven was appalled at, Blake and Dex (possibly drunkenly) commenced appointing Dominique McDevaraux Elly May McClampett as his running mate (arguably the second most important position in the world), obviously choosing her only to secure more conservative and/or women voters after meeting her exactly...once!

While McClampet recently delivered a live Downs Syndrome child instead of having an abortion, she returned to her job three days(!) after "birthin' him". Now, with this live but arguably partial birth-abandoned 4-month old in tow, and her three other children that are under 18, Krystle is deathly afraid they'll build an igloo on the property that will affect property values, and - even after Dex had to explain that they were seeking a different type of "values" voters - (and the simple fact that Elly May is younger than Krystle by at least several face-lifts, and what with Blake's history of leaving old trollops for baby factories) insisted that they live no closer than the trailer park across town.


Claudia was bitterly disappointed to learn that there would not, in fact, be a gaggle of "Mooses" on the south wing's lawn with the coming of this (undomesticated?) Alaskan family.