Monday, August 25, 2008

Steven McCarrington catch(er!) up!

Steven McCarrington is an intrepid national news reporter that Blake used to spend lots of time and attention on.

Well, Steven was so smitten with Blake that he constantly built Blake up as a “maverick” when in reality Blake, even by his own admission, votes conservative party line 95% of the time.


Possibly because Blake was once a POW (in case you hadn't heard) Steven has also buried or deemphasized reports/stories that might harm Blake or Krystle, including such doozies as Krystle’s drug addiction, which led to her stealing drugs - from her charity for sick children! (Yes! She is only worth $100 MILLION!)


Or that Blake is the only donor to a million dollar “family foundation” that Krystle runs, which gives “donations” primarily only to their own childrens' exclusive private prep schools.


Or that Krystle went around claiming that Mother Teresa herself "implored" the McCarrington’s to adopt Amanda, which, of course, must have been a drug-fueled delusion, since everyone knows that certainly isn’t true!!


While Steven has not recently made any mention of Blake's manly smells, he is still probably a closet case. So, you don't have to worry about that.

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