Tuesday, August 26, 2008

You Can't Have Douchebag Without The "D"

And Dex McDexter's got two!

Dex McDexter is a (possibly) former lobbyist running Blake McCarrington's campaign. Can one ever really over-mention the fact that in 2000 he push-polled about Blake and Krystle's adopted daughter from Bangladesh, Amanda, asking voters if it would change their opinion about McCarrington if they "were aware that he'd fathered an illegitimate black child"?

Sadly, Blake is afraid to lose this election, so he's hired Dex to ruin run his campaign.

His lobbying firm (Pasty, White, Fat, Balding and Rich) has brought in nearly $1 Billion in fees representing repressive dictators, fascist regimes and murderous tyrants, as well as some non-oil companies and foreign interests.

Dex always says "$931 million gets our special interests the best government money can buy."

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