Claudia!

At a recent BBQ that Blake and Dex McDexter threw for Steven at the multimillion dollar 20-acre Sedona compound (part of a trust and a limited partnership controlled by Krystle since individuals in America pay taxes, and Krystle ain't about paying taxes, I'll guarantee you that!), complete with a 4,000 sq. ft. main house, three to five additional guest houses, and a man-made private lake built for Blake so he could go fishing (which Steven characterized as "rustic" and "a weekend cabin" in his later "reports"), the McCarrington's birth daughter, Claudia Blaisdel McCarrington, wondered whether Steven and Dex might be in some sort of a sick sadomasochistic relationship, when Steven blurted out, "I feel so dirty, but dammit, I want to be used!"

Claudia, wisely, simply passed him a napkin, for the white "BBQ sauce" all over his face.

When Claudia graduated from an elite, private, "ivy-league" East Coast college - in fact, one of only two universities in the United States to have been founded by royal charter, her parents bought her a $700,000 condo - in cash (or Amex Black Card, same dif) - that has an interior that looks like a spaceship furnished by West Elm. She blogs there, and on the family private jet, Trollop One, for Blake's campaign.